PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, let's talk about the real scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more like just peeking. It's a whole scene. You got your regular match, sure, but then there's the behind-the-scenes. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! Like when that winger went barreling into the glass, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. And th